January 2011
Dear all, how do I convince a girl to spend...
I would be super romantic and everything.
Damnit. I guess I’d need to find a girl before I can attempt to convince her. Yes?
So my other question to you all is, HOW?!
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So I made up for my illness.
Went out Friday and Saturday. Not bad.
However, don’t walk around the backstreets of Leeds on your own after hours. I met my first ever prostitute. When I didn’t want her “business” she just said “SUIT YOURSELF!” and ran off to find another man hahaha. Lovely.
Otherwise, last night was quite good. Went to Smokestack and danced to lots of motown in a very busy...
Hahaha just been propositioned by a prostitute
£10 a blowjob apparently. X
Just had the police at my house for the past 2...
Interesting.
Tired.
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I swear I must keep the wrong company.
Every time I suggest that the Star Wars original trilogy is a superb set of films, I get laughed at, told “NOOO WAYY” and pulled funny faces.
Some people have no taste.
Like the annoying girl downstairs right now. I’m staying up here.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Manic Street Preachers (28)
Ludacris (17)
Linkin Park (17)
The xx (11)
T. Rex (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Missing Missy →
No matter how often I read David Thorne’s website, it always has me in stitches. Especially this cat one. Just cried with laughter.
So while I've been ill for the past 4 and a half...
I’ve spent it in bed drinking a lot of fluids, taking a lot of tablets, watching countless amounts of films and listening to old Russell Brand podcasts over and over.
Matt Morgan. Original Victim.
PIN PIN!
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p.s Oh yeah, and not smoking. Gonna try and keep that one up.
This is the worst day in a long time.
I don’t know what to do with myself now.
:(
Anonymous asked: you don't even have to wish, because you definitely already are ;D
and i'm sure your life isn't lame~
and i'm sure your life isn't lame~
Anonymous asked: fdlkfd you're fucking adorable alright <3
Can't believe I'm ill again.
What’s all this about? :( x
1 tag
Your fat as fuck
Thank you but I’m really not, I wish I was. You’re shit at spelling.
Ask me anything
Do I feel bad about accepting £5 extra change at...
I go there pretty much every day and the guy gave me £5 extra change. It’s a massive shop chain.
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No matter how much I attempt to hide it, I think...
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Time to start my 5 hours of solid work.
For my deadline at 10pm. Urgh.
I wish somebody would cover over afterwards though for a big bowl of pasta, a film, and then ice cream :) Alas, I think it’ll only be for one.
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The past two weeks
have involved drinking and smoking myself to death through boredom.
Tonight…. oh a bit of the same.
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Anonymous asked: So, you're pretty much adorable and your blog is fantastic. ^-^
Anonymous asked: So, you're pretty much adorable and your blog is fantastic. ^-^
discobloodfeast asked: ME :D I would like to chat :D
emmablckbrn asked: it upsets me that you send nice things to everyone but me.
YOUR SHIT.
luv da goff
YOUR SHIT.
luv da goff
bobbletron asked: Can you touch your nose bar with your tongue? PICTURE PROOF
bobbletron asked: Can you touch your nose bar with your tongue? PICTURE PROOF
Anonymous asked: when are you getting a smaller ring in your nose?
It was an early morning yesterday, I was up before...
And I really have enjoyed my stay but I must be moving on.
Got to love Supertramp, right?
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It's "Talk To Me Thursday"!
I may or may not have just made that up.
Hello :)
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Let's have a toast for the douchebags.